right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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sit in the shower

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.