I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.