When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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speak proper english

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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sit in the shower

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I never feel bored

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.