- Things You Think Only You Do

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

the power to regenerate your appendix

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.