- Things You Think Only You Do

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

I eat ass

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.