when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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blink

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.