i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.