type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

thumb_up thumb_down -93

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

thumb_up thumb_down -43

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

thumb_up thumb_down -25

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

thumb_up thumb_down -85

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

thumb_up thumb_down -133

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.