I know how to type a ¿

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.