I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.