On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I always think I have special powers

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Breathe.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.