Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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fap

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.