Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Mayada stupid

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Only use the left earphone.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.