After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.