I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I control water in the shower.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.