Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.