touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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sit in the shower

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.