I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I **** with no hands.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.