Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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fart

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.