Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.