When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Say what even when u heard someone

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.