It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

KICK THE CAN

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Pee in the shower

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.