When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.