You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

I have a phobia of incest

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.