try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I eat ass

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.