If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.