When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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ASMR

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.