I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Being fat

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.