Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.