I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.