I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I think about life problems in the shower

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.