If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.