Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.