When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I rape small children ;).

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Having gay sex

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.