When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I know how to type a ¿

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Dancing while hoovering

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.