I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.