Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.