Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Being fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.