When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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conundrum.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.