mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.