Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Poo really loud

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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humiliating little girls

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I want to suck on your penis

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.