- Things You Think Only You Do

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

I refuse to forward chain letters

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

It's hot but I still have on covers

Things You Think Only You Do