Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.