When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.