Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.