When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.