get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Videotape my mother in the shower.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I talk to myself when I'm alone

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

I masturbate with sandpaper

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.