I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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sit in the shower

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.