Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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penis

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Made after doomsday plans

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.