I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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fart

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Talk to my cat.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.