At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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fap

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.