If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.