On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down -173

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

thumb_up thumb_down -88

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

thumb_up thumb_down

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

thumb_up thumb_down -17

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

thumb_up thumb_down -93

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

thumb_up thumb_down +117

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

thumb_up thumb_down -172

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

thumb_up thumb_down +49

im going to rape that girl

thumb_up thumb_down -108

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

thumb_up thumb_down +57

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.