sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.