When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I want to suck on your penis

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.