Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.