I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.