When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.