Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Talk to my cat.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.