I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I piss in the bed every night

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.