I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.