When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Pee in the shower

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.