try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.