I lift my butt when I'm farting

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.