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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot
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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.
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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.