Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I gotta get down of Friday

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.