- Things You Think Only You Do

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

Pee in the shower.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.