Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.