Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.