creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.