Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.