Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I have a phobia of incest

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.