Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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conundrum.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.