sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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fart

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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My parents are annoying.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.