If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.