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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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-54
flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford
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-48
If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)
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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...
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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.