When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.