Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.