When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.