When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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fap

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.