When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

make food scream if i chop them up.

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.