Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.