Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.