I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Fart at home

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.