use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Pretend i'm a sim.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

I hold my breath in elevators

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.