I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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fap

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.