always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.