I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.