When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.