when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I control water in the shower.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Fart at home

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.