smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I never feel bored

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.