when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

I control water in the shower.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Fart at home

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

the power to regenerate your appendix

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.