While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.