Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.