I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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speak proper english

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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being super bored at shool

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.