Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I read the down voted posts

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.