Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Sometimes I toot.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I hit the frig after sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.