Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I control water in the shower.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.