While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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sit in the shower

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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My parents are annoying.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I pee in the shower. :3

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I hit the frig after sex

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.