after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.