I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Having gay sex

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.