Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Vote for the other guy

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.