Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.