touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.