When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.