Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I never feel bored

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.