When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.