When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.