Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.