Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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suck my own penis

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I can see a magic eye image

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.