i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.