wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.