Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Do somthing only you do

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Be a loner at school

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misread dig bick

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.