Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.