I can see a magic eye image

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.