When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

thumb_up thumb_down -18

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

thumb_up thumb_down -48

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

thumb_up thumb_down -48

I can't trill my R's

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

thumb_up thumb_down -33

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -58

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.