If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.