Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.