Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I was the real Stig...

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I think about other women when having sex

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.