when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Poop naked.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.