Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.