When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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make south park refferences every day

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.