Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.