Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.