Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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i use dental dams

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.