I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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conundrum.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I can see a magic eye image

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.