Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Do somthing only you do

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Be a loner at school

misread dig bick

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.