Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.