When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I can see a magic eye image

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.