Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Do somthing only you do

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Be a loner at school

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misread dig bick

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.