I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

k. everyone

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.