Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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misread dig bick

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.