When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.