I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.