When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I click my teeth to music

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.