avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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ASMR

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.