I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Play Minecraft

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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shag your mom

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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RAPE CHILDREN

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Go outside and pee.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.