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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.