Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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jack off

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.