Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.