When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

thumb_up thumb_down -54

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

thumb_up thumb_down -32

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

thumb_up thumb_down -101

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +180

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

thumb_up thumb_down -43

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

thumb_up thumb_down -76

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.