I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.