Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I was the real Stig...

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.