Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.