Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.