Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.