When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Vote for the other guy

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.