Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Only use the left earphone.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.