put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I never feel bored

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.