Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.