Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.