instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.