I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.