I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Peeing in the shower

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I rape small children ;).

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.