When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I always cry when I pray.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Fart at home

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.