- Things You Think Only You Do

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I always cry when I pray.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.