Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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ASMR

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.