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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.