I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.