Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Be a loner at school

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.