When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Sometimes I toot.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.