You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.