wipe your hands on your pants

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.