when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.