Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.