Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.