wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Go outside and pee.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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fart

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Peeing in the shower

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.