sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.