I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Tear up when I poop

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.