I pee in the shower.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Courtesy flush.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.