Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I pee in the shower.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.