Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.