I pee in the shower.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Courtesy flush.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.