If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I read the down voted posts

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.