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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.