check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.