check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

I chew my ice cream.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.