Sleep with pillow between legs

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Tear up when I poop

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.