When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Courtesy flush.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

I read the down voted posts

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.