When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Courtesy flush.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I read the down voted posts

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.