When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Be a loner at school

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I control water in the shower.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.