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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.