When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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misread flashlight

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I know how to type a ¿

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.