I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.