doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.