I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.