Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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RAPE CHILDREN

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Go outside and pee.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.