When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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pick your nose and eat it

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.