text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.