when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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sit in the shower

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.