when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.