Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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being super bored at school

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.