Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.