Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Poop naked.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Courtesy flush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.