Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

I Masturbate Daily.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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get really confused

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.