If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.