Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.