Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I Masturbate Daily.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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get really confused

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.