I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I Masturbate Daily.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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get really confused

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.