I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

I Masturbate Daily.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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get really confused

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.