whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Dancing while hoovering

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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im going to rape that girl

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.