When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.