Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.