When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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i use dental dams

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.