I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.