I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.