when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I pee in the shower.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.