i see almost everything as a sign

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.