Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.