Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I cant ride a bike

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.