I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.