Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.