I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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fap

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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misread flashlight

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.