I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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penis

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Peeing in the shower

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.